I’m in love with wax Liam and all his little things
HARRYS LIFE IS SUCH A MESS ON STAGE
HE GETS WATER POURED ON HIM
HE GETS HIS SHIRT RIPPED OFF
HE FALLS ON CAKE
HIS PANTS ARE PULLED DOWN
HE GETS A MIC POKED INTO HIS BUMHOLE
HE IS REGULARLY BLINDED BY SMOKE MACHINES
HE REPEATEDLY GETS HIT IN THE BALLS BY BOTH HIS BANDMATES AND FANS
HE TRIPS UP THE STAIRS
HE MISSES THE RAILING AND ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT
Sometimes I look into my loves eyes and think of all the times we had and tell him “Niall why don’t you ever blink.”
